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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
824
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
We're hiring!!


T E C H N I C A L     O P E R A T I O N S


Rebuild databases - **CANCELED*



And Now Your Moment Of Zen



Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2021-03-09 05:14:42 Warning fijictxps6.office.thetopspage.com Run Queue Length on fijictxps6 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 The Run Queue Length on fijictxps6 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 for a sustained period of 0 minutes. This is a possible indicator of overtaxed processor(s).

2021-03-09 05:14:46 Informational va-jc1-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on va-jc1-fiji. Source: Casos Message: LogsMgr[19744]: CASPA901E Parameters file [user.cred] open failed. Reason: No such file or directory

2021-03-09 05:14:49 Warning web17-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/mysql/data-web17 on web17-moscow) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /mysql/data-web17 on web17-moscow (93.65%) is > 90%.

2021-03-09 05:14:51 Warning vulndb-moscow.backup.finland.thetopspage.com Warning message detected in /var/log/messages on vulndb-moscow. Source: logger Message: CRITICAL: SHUTDOWN: MySQL slave replication on vulndb-moscow.backup.thetopspage.com may be broken. Exec_master_log_pos is not updating. Please stop slave, start slave, and verify replication resumes.

2021-03-09 05:14:54 Major web18-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web18-fiji. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: osad (osad) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2021-03-09 05:14:56 Critical fiji-netw-01.backup.thetopspage.com Critical message detected in /var/log/messages on fiji-netw-01. Source: logger Message: * fijiexchange.office.thetopspage.com:MSEXCH: 28921:nsrxchsv:Performing orderly shutdown of the backup environment.

2021-03-09 05:14:57 Warning nfs1.backup.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/mnt/symmetrix/topspage-new/TechOps on nfs1) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /mnt/symmetrix/topspage-new/tops on nfs (90.07%) is > 90%.

2021-03-09 05:14:59 Major moscow-netw-01.backup.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on.finland.netw-01. Source: kernel Message: Contact your BIOS vendor to see if the E752x error registers can be safely un-hidden

2021-03-09 05:15:00 Warning dns6.finland.a.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/DB1/SW/data7 on dns6.finland.a) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /DB1/SW/data7 on dns6.finland.a (94.70%) is > 90%.



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