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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
968
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
We're hiring!!


T E C H N I C A L     O P E R A T I O N S


Rebuild databases - **CANCELED*



And Now Your Moment Of Zen



Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2021-07-31 14:37:37 Warning dns64fiji-b.backhaul.thetopspage.com System Load exceeds 10.0. Currently 15.06. System Load exceeds 10.0%. Currently 15.06% for a sustained period of 5 minutes.

2021-07-31 14:37:41 Major va-pf1-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on va-pf1-moscow. Source: sshd-portforwarder Message: error: bind: Address already in use

2021-07-31 14:37:44 Warning webdev.backup.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/topspage on webdev) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /topspage on webdev (92.08%) is > 90%.

2021-07-31 14:37:46 Informational va-jc1-moscow.backhaul.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on va-jc1-moscow. Source: Cyber-Ark Message: AIM[1867]: APPAP118W Failed to get provider session

2021-07-31 14:37:49 Informational fiji-cricket1.backup.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on fiji-cricket1. Source: nsca Message: Unknown option specified in config file '/usr/local/nagios/etc/nsca.cfg' - Line 38

2021-07-31 14:37:51 Warning web-a.finland.e.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/opt/columbo/a.finland.e2 on web-a.finland.e) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /opt/columbo/a.finland.e2 on web-a.finland.e (90.97%) is > 90%.

2021-07-31 14:37:52 Warning columbodb-a.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Run Queue Length on columbodb-a exceeds 5.0. Currently 10 The Run Queue Length on columbodb-a exceeds 5.0. Currently 10 for a sustained period of 0 minutes. This is a possible indicator of overtaxed processor(s).

2021-07-31 14:37:54 Informational flushdb-b.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on flushdb-b. Source: sshd(pam_unix) Message: authentication failure; logname= uid=0 euid=0 tty=ssh ruser= rhost=monmon.backup.thetopspage.com user=sw-mrtg

2021-07-31 14:37:55 Warning web1-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/mysql/data-web1 on web1-moscow) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /mysql/data-web1 on web1-moscow (91.44%) is > 90%.



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user to computer ratio too high.