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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
1090
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
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Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2021-11-30 07:06:05 Informational va-jc1-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on va-jc1-fiji. Source: Casos Message: LogsMgr[19744]: CASPA901E Parameters file [user.cred] open failed. Reason: No such file or directory

2021-11-30 07:06:09 Major sodom1.clap.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on sodom1. Source: logger Message: 20Aug2015 5:55:36 drop FW-DMZ-DR-A >eth0 useralert rule: 42; rule_uid: {4F09E739-E6CD-441A-AF87-BBCB874CF5FB}; SmartDefense profile: Default_Protection; src: 174.120.0.104; dst: mykey1-172.22.3.72-West; proto: tcp; product: VPN-1 & FireWall-1; service: Terrortrojan; s_port: ghttp;

2021-11-30 07:06:12 Warning web15-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/mysql/data-web15 on web15-fiji) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /mysql/data-web15 on web15-fiji (90.90%) is > 90%.

2021-11-30 07:06:14 Major glascow-ns1.backup.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on glascow-ns1. Source: kernel Message: Contact your BIOS vendor to see if the E752x error registers can be safely un-hidden

2021-11-30 07:06:17 Major fiji-netw-01.backup.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on fiji-netw-01. Source: logger Message: * fijiexchange.office.thetopspage.com:MSEXCH: 46779:nsrxchsv:Error saving file I for database Enterprise Sales

2021-11-30 07:06:19

2021-11-30 07:06:20 Warning web-a.finland.e.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/opt/columbo/a.finland.e2 on web-a.finland.e) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /opt/columbo/a.finland.e2 on web-a.finland.e (90.48%) is > 90%.

2021-11-30 07:06:22 Warning nfs1.backup.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/mnt/symmetrix/topspage-new/TechOps on nfs1) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /mnt/symmetrix/topspage-new/tops on nfs (90.07%) is > 90%.

2021-11-30 07:06:23 Warning dns6.finland.a.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/DB1/DW/data7 on dns6.finland.a) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /DB1/DW/data7 on dns6.finland.a (98.95%) is > 90%.



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