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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
1269
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
We're hiring!!


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Install give a fuck function - **CANCELED*



And Now Your Moment Of Zen



Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2022-05-28 22:19:08 Warning rsa2.thetopspage.com Run Queue Length on rsa2 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 The Run Queue Length on rsa2 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 for a sustained period of 0 minutes. This is a possible indicator of overtaxed processor(s).

2022-05-28 22:19:12

2022-05-28 22:19:15 Major mailsrv8.backhaul.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. The Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.

2022-05-28 22:19:17 Major tlsout-b.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on tlsout-b exceeds 70.0%. Currently 70.15%. The Virtual Memory Used on tlsout-b exceeds 70.0%. Currently 70.15%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.

2022-05-28 22:19:20 Major web6-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web6-fiji. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: bacula (static-bacula-fd) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2022-05-28 22:19:22 Informational tops-rt-fiji.backup.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on tops-rt-fiji. Source: RT Message: LdapUserFindByName: Search failed: retval= 89 LDAP_PARAM_ERROR (/opt/rt3/bin/../lib/RT/User_Local.pm:348)

2022-05-28 22:19:23 Major moscow-netw-01.backup.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on.finland.netw-01. Source: kernel Message: Contact your BIOS vendor to see if the E752x error registers can be safely un-hidden

2022-05-28 22:19:25 Major va-pf1-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on va-pf1-moscow. Source: sshd-portforwarder Message: error: bind: Address already in use

2022-05-28 22:19:26 Warning dns64fiji-b.backhaul.thetopspage.com System Load exceeds 10.0. Currently 15.06. System Load exceeds 10.0%. Currently 15.06% for a sustained period of 5 minutes.



Documentation



Todays Pseudo-Random
Lunch Suggestion Is

Wendys

Why Is Josh Missing?



ARRESTED BY THE FASHION POLICE

Excuse O Rama

le0: no carrier: transceiver cable problem?