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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
865
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
We're hiring!!


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And Now Your Moment Of Zen



Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2021-04-20 00:02:24 Warning rsa2.thetopspage.com Run Queue Length on rsa2 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 The Run Queue Length on rsa2 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 for a sustained period of 0 minutes. This is a possible indicator of overtaxed processor(s).

2021-04-20 00:02:28 Informational fiji-shield-1.backhaul.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on fiji-shield-1. Source: runHourlyAggregation Message: CRITICAL: runHourlyAggregation: Invalid data received in the device column (column 1) of the input file

2021-04-20 00:02:32 Warning vulndb-moscow.backup.finland.thetopspage.com Warning message detected in /var/log/messages on vulndb-moscow. Source: logger Message: CRITICAL: SHUTDOWN: MySQL slave replication on vulndb-moscow.backup.thetopspage.com may be broken. Exec_master_log_pos is not updating. Please stop slave, start slave, and verify replication resumes.

2021-04-20 00:02:34 Major mailsrv8.backhaul.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. The Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.

2021-04-20 00:02:37 Major web17-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web17-moscow. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: mysql-service-agent (mysql-monitor-agent) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2021-04-20 00:02:39 Warning tops-test.nodomain Disk Utilization (/var on tops-test) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /var on tops-test (100.00%) is > 90%.

2021-04-20 00:02:40 Warning columbodb-a.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Run Queue Length on columbodb-a exceeds 5.0. Currently 10 The Run Queue Length on columbodb-a exceeds 5.0. Currently 10 for a sustained period of 0 minutes. This is a possible indicator of overtaxed processor(s).

2021-04-20 00:02:42 Informational flushdb-a.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on flushdb-a. Source: sshd(pam_unix) Message: authentication failure; logname= uid=0 euid=0 tty=ssh ruser= rhost=monmon.backup.thetopspage.com user=sw-mrtg

2021-04-20 00:02:43 Major wacapp-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com % CPU Utilization exceeds 90%. Currently 100.01%. The % CPU Utilization exceeds 90%. Currently 100.01% for a sustained period of 15 minutes.



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