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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
888
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
We're hiring!!


T E C H N I C A L     O P E R A T I O N S


Knock off early - ** APPROVED**



And Now Your Moment Of Zen



Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2021-05-12 13:37:38 Warning webdev.backup.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/topspage on webdev) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /topspage on webdev (92.08%) is > 90%.

2021-05-12 13:37:42 Major web4-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web4-fiji. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: mysql-service-agent (mysql-monitor-agent) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2021-05-12 13:37:45 Informational tops-rt-fiji.backup.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on tops-rt-fiji. Source: RT Message: LdapUserFindByName: Search failed: retval= 89 LDAP_PARAM_ERROR (/opt/rt3/bin/../lib/RT/User_Local.pm:348)

2021-05-12 13:37:47 Major web6-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web6-fiji. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: bacula (static-bacula-fd) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2021-05-12 13:37:50 Warning dns6.finland.a.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/DB1/DW/data2 on dns6.finland.a) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /DB1/DW/data2 on dns6.finland.a (96.16%) is > 90%.

2021-05-12 13:37:52 Major web6-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web6-fiji. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: bacula (static-bacula-fd) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2021-05-12 13:37:53 Informational wacapp-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on wacapp-moscow. Source: hdavTester Message: CRITICAL: Scan of /usr/local/hdavTester/cleantestfile.txt failed with exit code #255. Incoming ticket attachments from this device are not getting scanned and will not be available for download via Portal or Helpdesk.

2021-05-12 13:37:55 Informational fiji-cricket1.backup.thetopspage.com Information message detected in /var/log/messages on fiji-cricket1. Source: nsca Message: Unknown option specified in config file '/usr/local/nagios/etc/nsca.cfg' - Line 38

2021-05-12 13:37:56 Major mailsrv7.backhaul.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv7 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 99.96%. The Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv7 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 99.96%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.



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Waffle House

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Excuse O Rama

Your computer hasn't been returning all the bits it gets from the Internet.