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2021-09-21 10:15:14 Warning porta.finland.a.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Critical message detected in /opt/portal/log/manager.log on porta.finland.a Source: Message: 08/20/10 04:23:09: ReportManager: all report servers are maxed out
2021-09-21 10:15:18 Major web17-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web17-moscow. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: mysql-service-agent (mysql-monitor-agent) has not been running for over 60 seconds.
2021-09-21 10:15:21 Major mailsrv8.backhaul.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. The Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.
2021-09-21 10:15:23 Warning dns6.finland.a.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/DB1/DW/data8 on dns6.finland.a) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /DB1/DW/data8 on dns6.finland.a (99.03%) is > 90%.
2021-09-21 10:15:26 Major mailsrv8.backhaul.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. The Virtual Memory Used on mailsrv8 exceeds 70.0%. Currently 71.45%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.
2021-09-21 10:15:28 Warning dns6.finland.a.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/DB1/DW/data10 on dns6.finland.a) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /DB1/DW/data10 on dns6.finland.a (92.94%) is > 90%.
2021-09-21 10:15:29 Warning dns6.finland.a.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/DB1/SW/data7 on dns6.finland.a) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /DB1/SW/data7 on dns6.finland.a (94.70%) is > 90%.
2021-09-21 10:15:31 Warning porta.finland.a.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Critical message detected in /opt/portal/log/manager.log on porta.finland.a Source: Message: 08/20/10 04:23:09: ReportManager: all report servers are maxed out
2021-09-21 10:15:32 Warning trendwebd01-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/ on trendwebd01-moscow) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of / on trendwebd01-moscow (90.08%) is > 90%.
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