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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
920
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
We're hiring!!


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And Now Your Moment Of Zen



Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2021-06-13 10:21:55 Warning auth-fiji.backup.thetopspage.com Warning message detected in /var/log/messages on auth-fiji. Source: rpc.statd Message: Caught signal 15, un-registering and exiting.

2021-06-13 10:21:59 Major web4-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web4-moscow. Source: kernel Message: paproc[333]: segfault at 00000000702e746e rip 00000000005627de rsp 00000000ff84146c error 4

2021-06-13 10:22:02 Warning moscow-demologret.backhaul.thetopspage.com Warning message detected in /var/log/messages on.finland.demologret. Source: logger Message: Raid warning: /opt/MegaRAID/MegaCli/MegaCli not executable! [TOPSPAGE_DEVICE]

2021-06-13 10:22:04 Warning web20-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on web20-fiji exceeds 50.0%. Currently 69.22%. The Virtual Memory Used on web20-fiji exceeds 50.0%. Currently 69.22%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.

2021-06-13 10:22:07 Major moscow-netw-01.backup.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on.finland.netw-01. Source: kernel Message: Contact your BIOS vendor to see if the E752x error registers can be safely un-hidden

2021-06-13 10:22:09 Major web5-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web5-moscow. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: mysql-service-agent (mysql-monitor-agent) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2021-06-13 10:22:10 Warning dns6.finland.a.backhaul.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/DB1/SW/data6 on dns6.finland.a) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /DB1/SW/data6 on dns6.finland.a (100.22%) is > 90%.

2021-06-13 10:22:12 Informational logbox3.backup.finland.thetopspage.com Critical message detected in /log/flush/switchrouter on logbox3 Source: 10.199.1.1 Message: SEC-6-IPACCESSLOGP: list 100 denied tcp 165.71.128.120(1651) -> 152.22.206.42(445), 1 packet

2021-06-13 10:22:13 Warning vulndb-moscow.backup.finland.thetopspage.com Warning message detected in /var/log/messages on vulndb-moscow. Source: logger Message: CRITICAL: SHUTDOWN: MySQL slave replication on vulndb-moscow.backup.thetopspage.com may be broken. Exec_master_log_pos is not updating. Please stop slave, start slave, and verify replication resumes.



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Why Is Josh Missing?



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le0: no carrier: transceiver cable problem?