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Jan Blok


Raptor Attacks

We are dedicated to a Velociraptor-Free workplace


It has proudly been:
1148
Days since the last Velociraptor Incident.
We're hiring!!


T E C H N I C A L     O P E R A T I O N S


Knock off early - ** APPROVED**



And Now Your Moment Of Zen



Unack'd Alarms
(Shit We're Ignoring)


2022-01-27 09:36:23 Warning vulndb-moscow.backup.finland.thetopspage.com Warning message detected in /var/log/messages on vulndb-moscow. Source: logger Message: CRITICAL: SHUTDOWN: MySQL slave replication on vulndb-moscow.backup.thetopspage.com may be broken. Exec_master_log_pos is not updating. Please stop slave, start slave, and verify replication resumes.

2022-01-27 09:36:27 Warning fijictxps6.office.thetopspage.com Run Queue Length on fijictxps6 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 The Run Queue Length on fijictxps6 exceeds 5.0. Currently 8 for a sustained period of 0 minutes. This is a possible indicator of overtaxed processor(s).

2022-01-27 09:36:30 Major web19-fiji.backhaul.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on web19-fiji. Source: isitrunning Message: MAJOR: bacula (static-bacula-fd) has not been running for over 60 seconds.

2022-01-27 09:36:32 Warning logbox3.backup.finland.thetopspage.com Critical message detected in /log/flush/switchrouter on logbox3 Source: 10.5.12.34 Message: SEC_LOGIN-4-LOGIN_FAILED: Login failed [user: admin] [Source: 192.168.12.76] [localport: 22] [Reason: Login Authentication Failed] at 09:02:22 UTC Thu Jul 15 2015

2022-01-27 09:36:35 Major glascow-ns1.backup.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on glascow-ns1. Source: kernel Message: Contact your BIOS vendor to see if the E752x error registers can be safely un-hidden

2022-01-27 09:36:37 Warning tops-test.nodomain Disk Utilization (/var on tops-test) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /var on tops-test (100.00%) is > 90%.

2022-01-27 09:36:38 Major sodom1.clap.thetopspage.com Major message detected in /var/log/messages on sodom1. Source: logger Message: 20Aug2015 5:55:36 drop FW-DMZ-DR-A >eth0 useralert rule: 42; rule_uid: {4F09E739-E6CD-441A-AF87-BBCB874CF5FB}; SmartDefense profile: Default_Protection; src: 174.120.0.104; dst: mykey1-172.22.3.72-West; proto: tcp; product: VPN-1 & FireWall-1; service: Terrortrojan; s_port: ghttp;

2022-01-27 09:36:40 Major tlsout-b.thetopspage.com % Virtual Memory Used on tlsout-b exceeds 70.0%. Currently 70.15%. The Virtual Memory Used on tlsout-b exceeds 70.0%. Currently 70.15%. Excessive use of virtual memory may lead to major performance degredation.

2022-01-27 09:36:41 Warning web21-moscow.backhaul.finland.thetopspage.com Disk Utilization (/mysql/data-web21 on web21-moscow) - % Used exceeds threshold (> 90) Current disk utilization of /mysql/data-web21 on web21-moscow (91.38%) is > 90%.



Documentation



Todays Pseudo-Random
Lunch Suggestion Is

Papa Johns

Why Is Josh Missing?



BURST PIPE

Excuse O Rama

We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortuantely, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.